actualdogvines:

please unmute this

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

hyperbolequeen:

thank god for urbandictionary or I’d never know what anyone was talking about 


moncoss:

*proceeds to make an album about death and losing faith in God*


  • You paid homage to Lou Reed by covering Walk On The Wild Side live. In death, which of your songs would you want covered?
  • Alex Turner: Wow. I don’t know, I’m taking it too seriously. Whenever anyone asks me about an artist or something, I sort of forget what music is. The colours blur.
  • Nick O'Malley: I’d want Guns N’ Roses to play Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High?, or Bryan Adams to do Mardy Bum.
  • Matt Helders: I’d probably get Bon Jovi, or just R Kelly… to sing anything.
  • Alex: Lady Gaga.
  • Jamie Cook: Which song?
  • Alex: Like... I dunno, f*cking Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts.